The Simple Life

Sometimes you don’t need a bathing suit when your body is designed to perfectly cover any of your offensive parts…

30 responses to "The Simple Life"

  1. Barb says:

    Maybe he is wearing a bathing suit…

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  2. GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! it’s ALIVE!!!!!!

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  3. jpark says:

    OMG…it’s a woman !!!

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  4. Dames Jean says:

    Um, the entire body offensive parts…

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  5. RJ says:

    MANGINA!!!!

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  6. loki says:

    Tucker!!!, is that you???

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  7. John says:

    OMG! Have you no shame?

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  8. MIKE C says:

    when u look up the word VILE in the dictionary his picture is next to it

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  9. sara says:

    Um, he doesn’t have a belly button…the whole thing is creepy but that just adds to the creep factor!

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  10. JAG says:

    Is this photo altered? His belly is not hanging low enough to cover his junk. So where is it?

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  11. missy says:

    That is one ugly woman.

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  12. ms.moore says:

    Look, it’s a land whale!

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  13. Sadie says:

    It appears he’s a fan of Puppetry of the Penis.

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  14. DooDoo Face says:

    I’m shocked that he’s not holding a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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  15. Pedro says:

    He looks like Peter Griffith from Famiy Guy when he’s naked.

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  16. mamaceeto says:

    He has weeniedo syndrome. His belly sticks out farther than his weenie do!

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  17. ND says:

    Oh…my…

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  18. DooDoo Face says:

    Come on, Pedro… everyone knows it’s Peter Griffin.

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  19. dave says:

    Looks like a guy I went to college with, but he lives in Columbus. Maybe he’s on vacation?

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  20. Courtney says:

    This is the type of thing that makes me never want to eat food again.

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  21. April says:

    That is just really creepy!

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  22. Dee says:

    Where’s the belly button??????

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  23. Melissa Jane says:

    I swear i know this guy — his name is lil john

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  24. DaddyBigDawg says:

    I am a 6’3” 400lb tall well built intimidating imposing guy. That said after seeing this I am in the fetal posistion sucking on my thumb saying “But mommy it hurts!!!!!”

    How anyone can be proud to show THAT off is beyond me. If I did this I would have to beat my own ass plain&simple.

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  25. dude mC DUDE says:

    he left something very important at home… and it wasn’t his clothes.

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  26. alfonzo says:

    wheres his belly button?

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  27. Alfonzo says:

    where’s his belly button? is he a test tube baby?

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  28. Mike R says:

    Does anyone else find it ironic he is holding a “diet” soda?

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  29. Doob says:

    It looks like his junk was sucked up by his gut.

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