Paging CSI:Miami! We found the stolen mummy queen!
See, this is why I prefer the Goth BBW body type. 20 years on the fat fills in the wrinkles, and her skin doesn’t look like jerky. Not to mention sex hormones are destroyed by UV rays and are stored in fat cells…
Having sex with her would be like going down on a piece of beef jerky…yeah I went there! You can all thank me later when you’re having sex and this image pops into your head.
Classic Quote: “last time I went to get a pap smear, the Dr. had to use Leather gloves and an oyster shucker” Magda from Something about Mary
Eeeewwwww, crispy Gollum Grandma!!!
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id bet u wuld
Nothing like tanning and smoking meth
OMG, this defies description
That is sad!
Looks like a living mummy
That is one hurting woman
Those are some massive man hands…1 circular motion on the bean and she’s finished!
Paging CSI:Miami! We found the stolen mummy queen!
See, this is why I prefer the Goth BBW body type. 20 years on the fat fills in the wrinkles, and her skin doesn’t look like jerky. Not to mention sex hormones are destroyed by UV rays and are stored in fat cells…
Anyone else see a resembelance to an oompa-lumpa, a crumpled piece of paper and golum with the hair of Paris Hilton? It is freakin’ uncanny.
nasty
to all the young beautiful ladies.
if you continue to worship the sun & tanning beds you to will look like this beauty queen.
And the best part she is only 24years old!!!! LOL Drugs+beer+tan= this thing !!!!!
Actually, Dr Zira looks pretty good shaved… it’s all an attempt to seduce Charlton Heston……….
A whole new definition of ‘leather face.’
The other Leatherface is less scary than this one…
I doubt even George would give her gluteal passion (or whatever he calls it).
Holy crap. Im going to stop tanning right now!
Either someone stuck Granny in the morcowave, or Dee Snider has really let himself go…..
Either someone stuck Granny in the microwave, or Dee Snider has really let himself go…..
Is that ET’s mom ?
You should warn people about the horrors we are about to see. That is enough to result in E.D.
Ew. This is exactly why I keep my natural paleness.
WTF is that? A pygmy body/head shrinker?!?
[Cleveland's voice] “That’s just naaaaaasty!”
Scary thing is, she’s only 20 yrs old !!
This just freaks me out!! WTF??????
Id say them ids on Jersey shore have some major competition!!
FLAVAAAAAAAAAA FLAVVVVVVV!!!
I knew the time would come to bring out my Zombie Attack Survival Guide
Did nobody notice that it looks like she’s masturbating in the 1st picture?
Ever wonder what it would look like if that Brazilian tribe that shrinks heads decided to go for a full body?
She looks like a giant over-microwaved hot dog.
a fucking alien…jesuschrist…THEY’RE HEEEEERE!
she looks like a leather couch
Awe Grandma, Stop…That’s so Nasty…I hate you!
OMFG is her bikini bottom seethough? I think I am seeing a monster….
oh snap the crypt keeper likes the beach too
This one is a head-turner, that’s for sure.
Note that she has sunblock on her towel right next to her… I don’t think she use it that much..
Omg. She’s totally rubbing herself.
Having sex with her would be like going down on a piece of beef jerky…yeah I went there! You can all thank me later when you’re having sex and this image pops into your head.
Classic Quote: “last time I went to get a pap smear, the Dr. had to use Leather gloves and an oyster shucker” Magda from Something about Mary
DOES anyone see that she i rubbing her clit in the last pic lmaooooo!! she want that choochie fried too hahaahahaha
@Lilly
I don’t think that’s sunscreen, it’s Crisco!
Oh God that’s gross.
Whats in the fuckin names of ODIN!??
Oh my god! I just puked all over my desk. I’m probably going to get written up. Thanks a lot you skanky, stanky, piece o’ crap of a woman!
Ever see the Spongebob Squarepants movie where Spongebob and Patrick get left under the sun lamp to dry out?
look like beef jerky
looks… so….. painful DX
Tell me she’s not masterbating in public