I thought that “Something about Mary” was a movie. Looks like she has tried to look like the leather bag in the movie. Poor poor kid has to look at that up close.
The skin is a dead giveaway that is gonna die from skin cancer, but despite that, she needs to at least wear a bikini top with straps to pull those deep fried boobs back up to her chest.
I have NEVER seen skin like that on anything other than an elephant or rhino.
disgustin….last time i checked….elephants everywhere were BAWLING in deep mourning for the respect their skin once got. thanks lady for ruining it for em.
That is really sad and wrong. Who ever said that being so tan is pretty. I have seen milky skin to be more attractive. I know a few people that are addicted to tanning inside and outside.
Instead of being so critical, she may have a reason for being like this. She may have been kidnapped and took to a deserted island and made to sleep in the scorching sun. I don’t think this is real. with phoptograpy like it is today anything is possible.
it looks like she was once a border line tubo, lost a lot of weight, and hasn’t gone in to get the skin reduction done. One of my friends looked like that before she got hers done, but she didn’t go out in a bikini just because she lost 100 + lbs, and weighed 115. (once she got her skin reduction done she was right at 100)
Wow her boobs are to her waist her legs look like shes got leather pants on . She must be realllllly old,i dont know she even has a bikini on ! Oh my!!
If she had lost that much weight, she would have a ton of excess skin hanging off of the back of her arm, which she doesn’t. She’s just an old wrinkled lady that’s tanned too much. All you young ladies obsessed with being tan because you think it makes you look sexy, take a long, hard look at your future. Not pretty is it?
The only person I’ve seen who could could ride a motorcycle Lady Godiva style,fall off and not suffer from road rash. Just please wear a helmet and your 100% safe.
wow can’t believe i just came across this photo! This was my friend’s grandma. she would head to the beach every single day with a pack of cigarettes and a cooler filled with beer around 9 a.m., slather on oil and roast in the sun till 4 pm before packing it in. Obviously she did it for years — but damn if that woman wasn’t a hoot and could party harder than any college kid I knew.
We used to go to Myrtle Beach and this lady would camp out in front of our house every day. She had smokes and a cooler of beer. She said she was 60 and travelled from beach to beach. But, she is for real!
I have seen other women like that who have endured years of sun, with withered tatoos also, but this lady, I cant figure where her boobs are, look at the string in back and the black material in front, dont match for holding boobs!!!!
@Lisa and @Jenn – hilarous!
I need to show my African-American gf’s this picture when they tell me to tan my pasty white feet! White can REALLY crack; eww. Wonder if she smells like fried chicken?
Holy Beef Jerkey Bat Man! Does she work in a hide tanning facility? I have never seen anything like it. Skin Cancer be damned! She’s outlived the dinosaurs.
She remainds me of that lady in something about Mary remember her roomate that was all Taned and wrinkled. dam I thought that only happened in he movies i guess i was wrong… she could be a alligators Slim Jim…DAMM
Scary!! Her grandson must have nightmares from seeing granny in a bikini and very wrinkled. She spent way too much time in the sun and looks like her skin belongs on handbags. Now i am gonna have nightmares. She needs to keep that body covered at all times.
Shoppers! Shoppers! Official Alligator Wear is located in our Men’s & Women’s Department. Hurry! The sale ends soon!
She’s only twenty-eight. Who keeps saying tanning beds are bad for your skin?
…and my lunch is now on my keyboard…
It turns out the bottle she used labelled “For tanning” was for making leather.
PS: Are those her boobs down around her navel?
Look where her boobs are! They’re next to her belly button! AHH!!
Are you kidding me!
I’ve lived across the street from a beach most of my life, and have NEVER seen anything like that. How many people lost their lunch that day?
That’s just wrong.
I thought that “Something about Mary” was a movie. Looks like she has tried to look like the leather bag in the movie. Poor poor kid has to look at that up close.
WTF?? Is that skin or leather. I think that kids gettin ready to puke!
The really sad part is ( not only the alligator skin but look where her bikini top is ) whats the song HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
Jersey Shore Season 5
About that bikini top, it looks like she keeps her tits in a fanny pack . . .
Sweet fancy Moses! It looks like she keeps her tits in a fanny pack
I thought she had a skin suit on!!!!
its a real life garbage pail kid, leather heather.
“Holy F— grandma, come outta the sun for a nap bia…”
That HAS to be Gollum’s mother!
It’s probably one of those blow up dolls. someone is trying to get your attention and that person has suceeded.
The skin is a dead giveaway that is gonna die from skin cancer, but despite that, she needs to at least wear a bikini top with straps to pull those deep fried boobs back up to her chest.
I have NEVER seen skin like that on anything other than an elephant or rhino.
It’s the elephant lady. If she was turned toward the camera you’d see she has tusks.
eeeeeeewwwwwww!!! she’s like a giant piece of deep fried chicken!
its one of those things thats painful to look at, but you can’t look away. i keep staring…
that has to be fake ,, nobody can look like that,, WTF!
please tell me that this is not real!! It is scary!
she looks like a giant elbow. that is all.
disgustin….last time i checked….elephants everywhere were BAWLING in deep mourning for the respect their skin once got. thanks lady for ruining it for em.
That is really sad and wrong. Who ever said that being so tan is pretty. I have seen milky skin to be more attractive. I know a few people that are addicted to tanning inside and outside.
Instead of being so critical, she may have a reason for being like this. She may have been kidnapped and took to a deserted island and made to sleep in the scorching sun. I don’t think this is real. with phoptograpy like it is today anything is possible.
Looks just like the skin I saw on the 2000 yr. old chinese mummy they found some time back. The kid’s expression pretty much sums it up.
Those aren’t her boobs!!! That is her stomach! LOL
NO people that’s a leather bodysuit!!
it looks like she was once a border line tubo, lost a lot of weight, and hasn’t gone in to get the skin reduction done. One of my friends looked like that before she got hers done, but she didn’t go out in a bikini just because she lost 100 + lbs, and weighed 115. (once she got her skin reduction done she was right at 100)
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewww
well, now elephants and rhinos had a boost in cofidence! thats good i guess?
Wow her boobs are to her waist her legs look like shes got leather pants on . She must be realllllly old,i dont know she even has a bikini on ! Oh my!!
HAHAHAHA. -but very sad. i love how the little boy is sticking his tongue out like “ewwww” LOL.
I think she is well done.
She looks like my balls shaved and covered in oil
omg…. ewwwww…. is that normal?
she’s like… rotten!
The kid’s face says it all.
Not enough moisturizer in all the world to help that.
yo what beach is that??? make sure i stay away. send me some photos of you and cherice and phone # please
Who in their right mind wears a pleather pantsuit to the beach?
Sunblock is a lost cause. The low slung titties are frightening that child, look at the fear on his face!
She should be the poster child in every dermatologist’s office as reason number one why the sun is bad for your skin!
She looks like a smoked ham.
Just noticed her boobs… waaaaayyyyyy down resting on her knees.
DAMN!!! I’ll never be able to eat beef jerky again.
“it looks like she was once a border line tubo, lost a lot of weight, and hasn’t gone in to get the skin reduction done.”
That could account for the excess skin folds. However, the leather like appearrance is still REALLY nasty looking.
WHOA NOW. . .oh my god. . .it looks like shes wearing leather pants
If she had lost that much weight, she would have a ton of excess skin hanging off of the back of her arm, which she doesn’t. She’s just an old wrinkled lady that’s tanned too much. All you young ladies obsessed with being tan because you think it makes you look sexy, take a long, hard look at your future. Not pretty is it?
The only person I’ve seen who could could ride a motorcycle Lady Godiva style,fall off and not suffer from road rash. Just please wear a helmet and your 100% safe.
oh man look at that kids face,
he’s probally wondering if thats the sea monster everyones been talking about.
wow can’t believe i just came across this photo! This was my friend’s grandma. she would head to the beach every single day with a pack of cigarettes and a cooler filled with beer around 9 a.m., slather on oil and roast in the sun till 4 pm before packing it in. Obviously she did it for years — but damn if that woman wasn’t a hoot and could party harder than any college kid I knew.
OMG if you get passed the skin LOOK at the black bathing suit ~ where? why? omg not me please!!!!
We used to go to Myrtle Beach and this lady would camp out in front of our house every day. She had smokes and a cooler of beer. She said she was 60 and travelled from beach to beach. But, she is for real!
And I complain that I can’t get a tan…Man am I glad!!!
one of the many reasons that I don’t tan
My eyes!! My eyes!!
i just got onto the guy in the last pic for rocking the cosby sweater, and now i have to deal with amy winehouse in the gimp suit?!
Snooki in about twenty years.
When I lived in Brazil 20 years ago there was a lady I saw on the beach every weekend who looked exactly like that.
I have seen other women like that who have endured years of sun, with withered tatoos also, but this lady, I cant figure where her boobs are, look at the string in back and the black material in front, dont match for holding boobs!!!!
May be is photoshop, the boy light is diferent.
Imagine what her skin will look like when she turns 30.
shee looks like a deep fried ballsack
Where the heck are her boobs?
I had to do a double take… I swore she was wearing leather pants!
WOW!! I had to stare at this for a minute! I wasn’t sure if that was her REAL skin or not! This is horrible!
I made the same face that the kid is making when I saw this…
@Lisa and @Jenn – hilarous!
I need to show my African-American gf’s this picture when they tell me to tan my pasty white feet! White can REALLY crack; eww. Wonder if she smells like fried chicken?
Holy Beef Jerkey Bat Man! Does she work in a hide tanning facility? I have never seen anything like it. Skin Cancer be damned! She’s outlived the dinosaurs.
She remainds me of that lady in something about Mary remember her roomate that was all Taned and wrinkled. dam I thought that only happened in he movies i guess i was wrong… she could be a alligators Slim Jim…DAMM
Is it wrong if I want to rub my lotion on her skin?
Looks like a God Damn car seat from the 70s in Texas Weather. WTF? I bet her p*ssy looks like a catchers mitt.
titties
Yeah I think the kid’s face says it ALL!
its like a custom leather skin suit from silence of the lambs
So THAT is what happened to my leather jacket!
looks like one of them hairless cats!
Scary!! Her grandson must have nightmares from seeing granny in a bikini and very wrinkled. She spent way too much time in the sun and looks like her skin belongs on handbags. Now i am gonna have nightmares. She needs to keep that body covered at all times.
HOLY GOD ON TOAST I NEVER WANT TO GO OUT IN THE SUN AGAIN FOR FEAR THAT A SECOND LONGER COULD TURN ME INTO THIS!!!!
I wonder if kfc got a reward for her…
Oh my god…this must be what happens when Twilight vanps stay in the sun waaaaaay too long o.O
I think the kid has the right idea! gag!
We totally saw this chick in Ixtapa, Mexico in 2009….glad someone got a pic of her….we werent able to so this is awesome!!
Reminds me of the Wicked Witch of the West —- I’M MELTING!!!!!
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looks like beef jerky
thats buffalo bill wearing a skin suit
beef jerky lady