Metallica

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yellow knock-off crocs….$10
turquoise booty shorts….$20

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8 responses to "Metallica"

  1. Ray says:

    I don’t understand. What does this have to do with Metallica?

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  2. @ Ray, I think the joke is the shorts/trunks are a metallic material.

    Plus, he’s also rocking a bandanna and not a great posture.

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  3. Ray says:

    ahhhhh, gotcha!

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  4. Lesley says:

    Hey, isn’t that Monty Burns?

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  5. Timmy says:

    Looks like Professor Farnsworth from Futurama

    “Good news everyone!”

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  6. Kel says:

    looks like an old dirtyminded man looking at all the nice young TnA on the beach!!

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  7. Joshua says:

    @Ray: That’s Lars Ulrich, Metallica’s drummer, dumbass.

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  8. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unit!

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