Everybody Get Your Roll On

Damn I think she’s got more rolls than the Flabalanche!

60 responses to "Everybody Get Your Roll On"

  1. GaryP says:

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  2. Norbert L. says:

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  3. Looks like a stack of pancakes.

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  4. ultra says:

    Spoobs was hot but let’s not get carried away here people,this is disgusting along with next pic too!! YUCK!!

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  5. gur says:

    The question is: How does something with those physical attributes function?
    Her arms aren’t long enough to wipe her ass, she isn’t old enough to have gone through “the change” so how does she deal with her period, and it’s a given that she is only partially mobile in the most common understanding of the word.

    My guess is that she is where she is, to take care of the first two questions by just swishing her body parts around in the chlorinated water.
    Other than that she has to be rather nasty to be near.

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  6. gru says:

    And! Pity the poor fool who did the tramp stamp on that ass.

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  7. energizer says:

    I think this is the “Back-boobs” girl from POWM.

    About as sexy as a dumpster.

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  8. JAG says:

    She looks like those different colored stacking donuts on a pole that toddlers play with.

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  9. Everytime I see a pic of one of these behemoths, all I can hear is that voice that one of the South Park guys does for fat chicks. Like a cartman voice on slo-mo.

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  10. Tanner says:

    How could she possibly have so little sense as to wear a bikini, especially one like that???
    Someone should pound some sense into with a wooden paddle applied back there. If nothing else, she might be embarrassed by he red skin back there and thankfully cover up!

    How could she possibly have so little common sense as to wear a bikini, especially one like that????
    Someone should pound some sense into her with a wooden paddle applied to what she is sitting on. If nothing else, she might decide to cover up out of embarrassment of a huge expanse of very red and sore skin!

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    • Michelle G says:

      I know it may sound disgusting to some-but there is a rather well=-paying fetish group that pays boo-koo bucks for these big girls to pose nude or in lingerie etc, as well as doing porns amd every other type of sexual fantasy play you could think of.

      So, i guess the moral here is-if you want to be fat-be super fat. normal fat gets you nothing. but super fat, if your gal, can get you laid and paid.

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      • GYPSY says:

        You are soo right, the fetish is called loving SSBBW (super sized big beautiful women) and its a money make beyond belief. While I wouldnt want to make my money being that type of heavy, I say good for them, at least they are doing something. I bet alot of people that post all the negative crap dont even have jobs. But are so quick to be Keyboard Warriors. Get a life and leave hers alone.

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    • Michelle G says:

      I know it may sound disgusting to some-but there is a rather well=-paying fetish group that pays boo-koo bucks for these big girls to pose nude or in lingerie etc, as well as doing porns and every other type of sexual fantasy play you could think of.

      So, i guess the moral here is-if you want to be fat-be super fat. normal fat gets you nothing. but super fat, if your gal, can get you laid and paid.

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  11. buck says:

    Too much for me.

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  12. Jasbo says:

    Whoever made a bikini that big or sold it to Jabba should be beaten senseless.

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  13. cindy says:

    my theory in life is that some people refuse to look in the mirror

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  14. Sean B says:

    Except for Gary and Norbert, we have some posters here who just don’t appreciate the sexy curves of a real woman. That’s fine by me, y’all go chase the skeletons and I’ll revel in the pleasures of real woman-flesh like this young lady.

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    • Susan says:

      I am sorry. there are no curves on that woman. This is not healthy in addition to the sanitation issues she must face.

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    • Jami says:

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    • Sanguinari says:

      My dear friend you must be confused. These are not curves. These are rolls. Any woman that fat cannot even begin to function as a real woman. Just as extremely thin starved women lose their periods and look like emaciated monkeys, so too do the extremely overweight women lose many female attributes. Such as the ability to procreate.

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  15. The Brazil girl posted today is what I’d consider big, beautiful, and healthy. The lady in this photo has pretty face and skin, but is way too big and top heavy to be healthy. What she wears does not concern me, but she needs to lose about 1/3 of her weight or else she will soon face a long list of serious health problems.

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  16. Mel says:

    i remember this creature from Spaceballs!

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  17. chris says:

    You sick sum’ bitches that say you’d hit that are full of it. That is way beyond a BBW. Or a REAL woman. That is completely disgusting! Get a life!

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  18. Viper says:

    I couldn’t help it. It just popped in there…I… I… I tried to think…No! It CAN’T be! It CAN’T be!

    It’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Girl.

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  19. Dames Jean says:

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    • John says:

      Not a hater, just realistic. As an ER RN I see people like this all the time and yes, there are health issues. Most of them are on disablilty simply because they are too fat to function.

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      • Dames Jean says:

        I meet plenty of stupid {ethnic/race} in my job, but I don’t think {ethic/race} are stupid. (I work in thinking in the same way you work in health.) Most health studies that “tie” health problems to weight are a reach statistically speaking. Self selection and bias are real issues. No one has a financial interest in explaining you can be fit and fat in the same way you can be fit and skinny. Skinny people are slightly susceptible to low blood pressure for instance, but no-one suggests they’re unhealthy by default or that society has a duty to fatten them up to lower our healthcare costs. If you want Olympic level examples look at women weight lifters, all of whom have BMI’s landing in the “Obese” range, yet the very picture of fitness and health.

        Where are the Beach Creeps skinnies? Why can’t we feel righteous about exclaiming how they have no self-control about eating enough and how they must have BO problems because they lack the strength to wipe their asses and how do they live with themselves?

        “Fat” is just one of a wide range of human body types. Beuty and sexy is not “one size fits all”.

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        • You do make some valid points. However, she’s beyond the healthy range. If somebody weighs twice the ideal, average, etc. amount, there is no way it can be healthy. In her case, the extra bodyfat is in the worst possible place — the abdominal area. Medical science has already proven the risk associated with that. Booty is good, but having a large waist is not.

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    • torimarie says:

      Type 2 diabetes is an issue as well you say fertility goddess I know plenty of large women who have had trouble conceiving because of obesity. Along with heart problems an breathing problems. Its sick that people get to this state its equally as unhealty as being anorexic and its a form of suicide

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        • Jenny says:

          As an overwieght woman with PCOS who has recently had a child, I can tell you PCOS is not an excuse. Weight watchers and metforminhas helped me lose thirty pounds already and continues to help me everday. I have no problem with big women and I think we a re beautiful but excuses like PCOS are stupid and make women who truly struggle with those diseases look stupid.

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  20. John says:

    DAAAAAMMMMMMNNN! (And I don’t mean that in a good way)

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  21. John C says:

    Nasty and disgusting! Perect for Beach Creeps!

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  22. ms.moore says:

    Thank you, Beach Creeps, for making a chubby girl feel thin. Just in time for bathing suit season.

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  23. Katie says:

    she looks like a beehive

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  24. MIKE C says:

    the michelin woman
    not attractive at all
    maybe bikini is home made?

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  25. otto says:

    I definitely prefer a woman with some meat on her bones, but this is too much. Flabalanche? I’d be all over it! But not this one.

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  26. Breezy says:

    While you all stoop to the level of saying awful things about her, you might want to look in your own mirror seeing as some of you probably aren’t skinny or pretty or handsome yourselves. Grow up. I admire her for exposing herself instead of being self-conscious like most females.

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  27. Dames Jean says:

    With no apologies to Brian Hyland

    Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Black and White Polka dot
    Bikini Lyrics:

    (Bop, bop, bop, bop, badop, bop, bop-bop-bop)

    She was afraid to come out of the locker.
    The fat-phobes as mean as could be.
    She was afraid to come out of the locker.
    She was afraid they’d say she would pee.
    (Two, three, four, tell the people,)
    (What she wore.)

    It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie,
    Black and White, polka dot bikini,
    That she wore for the first time today.
    An itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie,
    Black and White, polka dot bikini,
    So, in the locker she wanted to stay.
    (Two, three, four, feet around,)
    (We’ll say you snore.)

    (Bop, bop, bop, bop, badop, bop, bop-bop-bop)

    She was afraid to come out in the open,
    (Ba-da-dop)
    And her confidence around her they tore.
    (Ba-da-dop)
    She was afraid to come out in the open,
    (Ba-da-dop)
    And so she cried up on the shore.
    (Two, three, five six,)
    (“How the hell culd she have sex?”)

    It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie,
    Black and White, polka dot bikini,
    That she wore for the last time today.

    An itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie,
    Black and White, polka dot bikini,
    So, in the water she wanted to stay.
    (Two, three, four,)
    (Stick around you can sneer some more.)

    (Bop, bop, bop, bop, badop, bop, bop-bop-bop)

    Now she won’t come out of the water.
    (Ba-da-dop)
    And I worry what she’s gonna do.
    (Ba-da-dop)
    Now she’s not coming out of the water,
    (Ba-da-dop)
    Now the big little girl’s turning blue.
    (Two, three, four,)
    (Said the bitches: “She’s a whore!”)

    It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie,
    Black and White, polka dot bikini,
    That she wore for the last time today.
    An itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie,
    Black and White, polka dot bikini,
    So in the water she floated away.

    From the locker to the hatred.
    From the hatred straight to her core.
    From the shore to the water.
    Guess there isn’t there any more.

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  29. Millie says:

    I’m glad to see she is comfortable with her body, as most people should be, but at the same time she needs to wear something a little more suited to her body type.

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  30. Norbert L. says:

    I LOVE A SCOU..A DOUB..A TRIP…A LOT OF VANILLA ICE CREAM! “GIVE IT TO ME BABY”

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  31. Penny Hobbs says:

    It looks like the perfect date for the Michelin Man.
    But then so would I if I was stupid enough to put a suit on like that.

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  32. billy wright says:

    she looks like a giant pile of vanilla SHIT!!

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  33. sunny says:

    What!? All I see is an inflatable whale toy next to a pool??

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  34. Kristy says:

    Imagine the horror of the tattoo artist.

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  35. I am 4 3′ tall and I would let this mountain of a woman sit on me and suffocate me.

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  36. bill says:

    now she is HOTTTTTT

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  37. Shawn says:

    looks like the “turd” creature at the end of ‘Weird Science”….

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  38. Biggie says:

    It’s the Michellin Ma’am!

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