Surprise. Surprise.  The miami bikini man continues his wrath of idiocy in South Beach.  See how he crosses the street here (more…)

Would you believe there’s a thong in there somewhere? Even Osama Bin Laden couldn’t be blasted out of that cave.

Something tells me that he is about violate the terms of a past restraining order pertaining to distance from playgrounds.  Or he’s simply trying to catch a ride home after sunning his grundle all day.