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Previously: Caption Contest I
It’s a Great Day to be a Guy!
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I thought the blow hole was supposed to be on the back side.
Where is Greenpeace when you need them? or: I hope there aren’t any whalers out there! or: Mobey Dork
c’mere Tito leth roll around in the thand isth tho thensual!
He just got a good scratch behind the ears.
OW! OW! NOW THAT’S SEXY! LMFAO!!!
I feel pretty, oh so pretty……
I’ve fallen and can’t get up!
I’m pretty…Oh so pretty…
look at me in my new swimming suit….and do not stare at my pasty white thighs you will go blind. Now leave me alone to cook these thighs to a nice golden brown.
OW!! OH! OW! Would someone please come remove this harpoon from by back?????
“Paint me Jack”…(Titanic)
Ahab finally cornered the Great White Male he had been hunting for years.
Well Hello there! My name is Flabio.
Real men take waves from behind.
Ohhh! I just wuv the crwabs on this beach! More Please!
AHHHH–YES! Obviously his first time in speedo’s
I’m to sexy for my moobs, to sexy for my moobs, my pretty man bo-oobs!
Auditioning for BayWatch Remake… Next!!!
Leaked photos from Jersey Shore Season 25
Die Hard’s Hans Gruber earning his 20%
Ahhhhh…. Oreo bliss!
Ahhhhh…. that salt water enema feels sooooo good!
When Jerry’s friends left him buried in the sand up to his neck, he had no idea what was coming.
Ahhhh, that sand castle in my butt crack feels…. Mmmmm Mmmmm Gooood!!!
Ooooooo! I jizzed my Speedo!
Bob wasn’t a big fan at first, but he has totally learned to love a good hermit crab enema.
Apparently, whales beach themselves because they want to catch a few rays – just like those other mammals.
OMG DAD YOU CANT EVER GO ON SPRING BREAK WITH ME AGAIN
he’s there for the hot women and the rippin’ and the tearin’
Ah, the feel of cotton!
The Hoff couldn’t stop at one cheeseburger.
A young Rodney Dangerfield would one day make millions not getting any respect…and can thank this beach romp for his success
Sea World is on the way !!!
PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ.. OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS……. BROUGHT TO YOU BY ALKA SELTZER….
Madonna really let herself go after that Cherish video…
My name is Barry, and I like the feel of wet sand, and sunshine! My turn offs are rainy days, and little boys who say no a lot
QUICK!!! Get a harpoon!!!
sh*t, forgot to put the trunks over the diaper again today. ah well, might as well have fun at the beach! *smiles*
I feel pretty..oh so pretty..
Beach Fart, everybody does it.
If you poop on the beach you can let the tide wash the sand and your butt at the same time.
Ah, just counting down the days ’til Miley Cyrus turns 18…
Thornton Melon models the new Hidenburg line of speedos.
WOW! Boy George making a play for the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
The Red, White, and Blue American male, brought to you by Walmart and McDonald’s, the perfect match.
SWM “49″ seeks same for flocking, tanning and fun send reply to big-gay-al@usa.com
Ahoy matey! There be Moby Dick! Fetch me my harpoon…
“I daydream about night things in the middle of the afternoon…” Listening to Ronnie Milsap again…
survivor audition tape, take 2
i feel pretty oh so pretty!!
Plane Tickets…..$325, Speedos…..$55, Suntan oil….. $15, Knowing that the Gay guy taking your picture will make Copies…..PRICELESS
Danielle! My, how you have changed!
Sweetness and Light: The Barney Frank Story
(Still scene from the Lifetime movie)
Pour water on it and call the whale patrol!
I would risk my life to save a whale.
You know you find my tan lines sexy.
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” This fat bastard died on that beach because he didn’t have Life Alert.
“I love the way the ocean waves lap at my asshole!!”
look out sports illustrated swimsuit models
We could only hope that the tide will come in and take him away!
I’m looookin goooood. Next stop Cosmo centerfold!!!!!
Oh how I LOVE those salt water enemas…..they’re so FABulous!
“IM TOO SEXY FOR MY CLOTHES, TOO SEXY FOR MY CLOTHES ” COME ON, SING ALONG NOW…
I was hoping for a merman but instead a sea donkey washed up on shore.
Wow! Burt Reynolds has really changed from his Cosmo centerfold days!
Peanut smuggler
The next cover of Sports Illustrated…yum.
Ahhhhhhhh the pause that refreshes…..
SAND IN MY CRACK! NOTHING FEELS ANY BETER!!!!!!!!!
Such a relief now that I pee’d myself.
simple, sand in places the sun doesn’t shine
Oooh I love me a salt water enema!
awe now i’m gonna have a watch tan line
Quick get some towels we can save him
beach whale …
Ahhtlantic enema
Turtle head, turtle head, turtle head… SQUEEZE!
all at once when the next wave comes , we role it back into the surf
this is for my sister kris and this is her man she dreams about.
Babe of the Day!
Oh my god!!! is that my dad?!!!
hey little boy, you look hot come lie by your uncle dave
cleaing up the legs but creating one fabulous watch strap tan
“HAPPY AS A DEAD PIG IN THE SUNSHINE”
Ah, Rush, I thought you were off the Oxy.
Yes, I know I need to open my mouth wider if I’m gonna get me any fresh man meat. yummmmmy
This proves whales can be happy being beached
Ahh, who knew wet sand could feel so good between your butt cheeks!
I didn’t know Truman Capote was a pinup before he became a famous writer.
Farts smell so bad the water is running from him.
Where the sun don’t shine!
gunnna soak up the sun
YES….. FREE AT LAST!!!!!!
i cant figure out if he is mexican, caucasian or confused!
i just farted!!!!
he looks like a beach angel
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It’s a Great Day to be a Guy!
I thought the blow hole was supposed to be on the back side.
Where is Greenpeace when you need them?
or:
I hope there aren’t any whalers out there!
or:
Mobey Dork
c’mere Tito leth roll around in the thand isth tho thensual!
He just got a good scratch behind the ears.
OW! OW! NOW THAT’S SEXY! LMFAO!!!
I feel pretty, oh so pretty……
I’ve fallen and can’t get up!
I’m pretty…Oh so pretty…
look at me in my new swimming suit….and do not stare at my pasty white thighs you will go blind. Now leave me alone to cook these thighs to a nice golden brown.
OW!! OH! OW! Would someone please come remove this harpoon from by back?????
“Paint me Jack”…(Titanic)
Ahab finally cornered the Great White Male he had been hunting for years.
Well Hello there! My name is Flabio.
Real men take waves from behind.
Ohhh! I just wuv the crwabs on this beach! More Please!
AHHHH–YES! Obviously his first time in speedo’s
I’m to sexy for my moobs, to sexy for my moobs, my pretty man bo-oobs!
Auditioning for BayWatch Remake… Next!!!
Leaked photos from Jersey Shore Season 25
Die Hard’s Hans Gruber earning his 20%
Ahhhhh…. Oreo bliss!
Ahhhhh…. that salt water enema feels sooooo good!
When Jerry’s friends left him buried in the sand up to his neck, he had no idea what was coming.
Ahhhh, that sand castle in my butt crack feels…. Mmmmm Mmmmm Gooood!!!
Ooooooo! I jizzed my Speedo!
Bob wasn’t a big fan at first, but he has totally learned to love a good hermit crab enema.
Apparently, whales beach themselves because they want to catch a few rays – just like those other mammals.
OMG DAD YOU CANT EVER GO ON SPRING BREAK WITH ME AGAIN
he’s there for the hot women and the rippin’ and the tearin’
Ah, the feel of cotton!
The Hoff couldn’t stop at one cheeseburger.
A young Rodney Dangerfield would one day make millions not getting any respect…and can thank this beach romp for his success
Sea World is on the way !!!
PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ.. OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS……. BROUGHT TO YOU BY ALKA SELTZER….
Madonna really let herself go after that Cherish video…
My name is Barry, and I like the feel of wet sand, and sunshine! My turn offs are rainy days, and little boys who say no a lot
QUICK!!! Get a harpoon!!!
sh*t, forgot to put the trunks over the diaper again today. ah well, might as well have fun at the beach! *smiles*
I feel pretty..oh so pretty..
Beach Fart, everybody does it.
If you poop on the beach you can let the tide wash the sand and your butt at the same time.
Ah, just counting down the days ’til Miley Cyrus turns 18…
Thornton Melon models the new Hidenburg line of speedos.
WOW! Boy George making a play for the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
The Red, White, and Blue American male, brought to you by Walmart and McDonald’s, the perfect match.
SWM “49″ seeks same for flocking, tanning and fun
send reply to big-gay-al@usa.com
Ahoy matey! There be Moby Dick! Fetch me my harpoon…
“I daydream about night things in the middle of the afternoon…” Listening to Ronnie Milsap again…
survivor audition tape, take 2
i feel pretty oh so pretty!!
Plane Tickets…..$325, Speedos…..$55, Suntan oil….. $15, Knowing that the Gay guy taking your picture will make Copies…..PRICELESS
Danielle! My, how you have changed!
Sweetness and Light: The Barney Frank Story
(Still scene from the Lifetime movie)
Pour water on it and call the whale patrol!
I would risk my life to save a whale.
You know you find my tan lines sexy.
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” This fat bastard died on that beach because he didn’t have Life Alert.
“I love the way the ocean waves lap at my asshole!!”
look out sports illustrated swimsuit models
We could only hope that the tide will come in and take him away!
I’m looookin goooood. Next stop Cosmo centerfold!!!!!
Oh how I LOVE those salt water enemas…..they’re so FABulous!
“IM TOO SEXY FOR MY CLOTHES, TOO SEXY FOR MY CLOTHES ” COME ON, SING ALONG NOW…
I was hoping for a merman but instead a sea donkey washed up on shore.
Wow! Burt Reynolds has really changed from his Cosmo centerfold days!
Peanut smuggler
The next cover of Sports Illustrated…yum.
Ahhhhhhhh the pause that refreshes…..
SAND IN MY CRACK! NOTHING FEELS ANY BETER!!!!!!!!!
Such a relief now that I pee’d myself.
simple, sand in places the sun doesn’t shine
Oooh I love me a salt water enema!
awe now i’m gonna have a watch tan line
Quick get some towels we can save him
beach whale …
Ahhtlantic enema
Turtle head, turtle head, turtle head… SQUEEZE!
all at once when the next wave comes , we role it back into the surf
this is for my sister kris and this is her man she dreams about.
Babe of the Day!
Oh my god!!! is that my dad?!!!
hey little boy, you look hot come lie by your uncle dave
cleaing up the legs but creating one fabulous watch strap tan
“HAPPY AS A DEAD PIG IN THE SUNSHINE”
Ah, Rush, I thought you were off the Oxy.
Yes, I know I need to open my mouth wider if I’m gonna get me any fresh man meat. yummmmmy
This proves whales can be happy being beached
Ahh, who knew wet sand could feel so good between your butt cheeks!
I didn’t know Truman Capote was a pinup before he became a famous writer.
Farts smell so bad the water is running from him.
Where the sun don’t shine!
gunnna soak up the sun
YES….. FREE AT LAST!!!!!!
i cant figure out if he is mexican, caucasian or confused!
i just farted!!!!
he looks like a beach angel