Caption Contest II

Get inside of that mind, body, and soul.  Get creative and make a comment below.

Previously: Caption Contest I

97 responses to "Caption Contest II"

  1. buzzman says:

    It’s a Great Day to be a Guy!

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  2. SCOTT says:

    I thought the blow hole was supposed to be on the back side.

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  3. Mike Wood says:

    Where is Greenpeace when you need them?
    or:
    I hope there aren’t any whalers out there!
    or:
    Mobey Dork

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  4. Jane says:

    c’mere Tito leth roll around in the thand isth tho thensual!

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  5. Lisa says:

    He just got a good scratch behind the ears.

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  6. Lauralu says:

    OW! OW! NOW THAT’S SEXY! LMFAO!!!

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  7. Kathy says:

    I feel pretty, oh so pretty……

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  8. melissa says:

    I’ve fallen and can’t get up!

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  9. Jay says:

    I’m pretty…Oh so pretty…

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  10. beth says:

    look at me in my new swimming suit….and do not stare at my pasty white thighs you will go blind. Now leave me alone to cook these thighs to a nice golden brown.

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  11. Danny says:

    OW!! OH! OW! Would someone please come remove this harpoon from by back?????

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  12. Annette says:

    “Paint me Jack”…(Titanic)

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  13. Randy says:

    Ahab finally cornered the Great White Male he had been hunting for years.

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  14. Danny says:

    Well Hello there! My name is Flabio.

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  15. Kristen says:

    Real men take waves from behind.

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  16. MyLeftNut says:

    Ohhh! I just wuv the crwabs on this beach! More Please!

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  17. steve says:

    AHHHH–YES! Obviously his first time in speedo’s

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  18. Matt Stanton says:

    I’m to sexy for my moobs, to sexy for my moobs, my pretty man bo-oobs!

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  19. Steve says:

    Auditioning for BayWatch Remake… Next!!!

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  20. Chad says:

    Leaked photos from Jersey Shore Season 25

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  21. Josh says:

    Die Hard’s Hans Gruber earning his 20%

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  22. Jason Kaster says:

    Ahhhhh…. Oreo bliss!

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  23. Jason says:

    Ahhhhh…. that salt water enema feels sooooo good!

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  24. SG says:

    When Jerry’s friends left him buried in the sand up to his neck, he had no idea what was coming.

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  25. Pop Smurf says:

    Ahhhh, that sand castle in my butt crack feels…. Mmmmm Mmmmm Gooood!!!

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  26. Matt says:

    Ooooooo! I jizzed my Speedo!

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  27. Muff Master says:

    Bob wasn’t a big fan at first, but he has totally learned to love a good hermit crab enema.

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  28. Simulflow says:

    Apparently, whales beach themselves because they want to catch a few rays – just like those other mammals.

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  29. ld says:

    OMG DAD YOU CANT EVER GO ON SPRING BREAK WITH ME AGAIN

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  30. matt says:

    he’s there for the hot women and the rippin’ and the tearin’

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  31. missy says:

    Ah, the feel of cotton!

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  32. Ferph says:

    The Hoff couldn’t stop at one cheeseburger.

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  33. Tom says:

    A young Rodney Dangerfield would one day make millions not getting any respect…and can thank this beach romp for his success

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  34. heybob says:

    Sea World is on the way !!!

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  35. CAMRHEA says:

    PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ.. OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS……. BROUGHT TO YOU BY ALKA SELTZER….

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  36. Heather says:

    Madonna really let herself go after that Cherish video…

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  37. Tad Legare says:

    My name is Barry, and I like the feel of wet sand, and sunshine! My turn offs are rainy days, and little boys who say no a lot :(

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  38. SURFer says:

    QUICK!!! Get a harpoon!!!

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  39. Brittney says:

    sh*t, forgot to put the trunks over the diaper again today. ah well, might as well have fun at the beach! *smiles* :)

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  40. Nik says:

    I feel pretty..oh so pretty..

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  41. ojiisan1945 says:

    Beach Fart, everybody does it.

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  42. DanCJ7 says:

    If you poop on the beach you can let the tide wash the sand and your butt at the same time.

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  43. Lloyd says:

    Ah, just counting down the days ’til Miley Cyrus turns 18…

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  44. Chuck Allen says:

    Thornton Melon models the new Hidenburg line of speedos.

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  45. jbu says:

    WOW! Boy George making a play for the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

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  46. Dave says:

    The Red, White, and Blue American male, brought to you by Walmart and McDonald’s, the perfect match.

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  47. captainzenon says:

    SWM “49″ seeks same for flocking, tanning and fun
    send reply to big-gay-al@usa.com

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  48. Ahoy matey! There be Moby Dick! Fetch me my harpoon…

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  49. Ecstatic says:

    “I daydream about night things in the middle of the afternoon…” Listening to Ronnie Milsap again…

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  50. survivor audition tape, take 2

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  51. mike says:

    i feel pretty oh so pretty!!

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  52. steve says:

    Plane Tickets…..$325, Speedos…..$55, Suntan oil….. $15, Knowing that the Gay guy taking your picture will make Copies…..PRICELESS

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  53. NittyGritty says:

    Danielle! My, how you have changed!

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  54. BigJagov says:

    Sweetness and Light: The Barney Frank Story

    (Still scene from the Lifetime movie)

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  55. Cyberia says:

    Pour water on it and call the whale patrol!

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  56. Jilian says:

    I would risk my life to save a whale.

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  57. matrixgt6 says:

    You know you find my tan lines sexy.

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  58. goteropr says:

    “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” This fat bastard died on that beach because he didn’t have Life Alert.

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  59. Bubba says:

    “I love the way the ocean waves lap at my asshole!!”

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  60. ashley says:

    look out sports illustrated swimsuit models

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  61. MRS. says:

    We could only hope that the tide will come in and take him away!

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  62. Papa Bear says:

    I’m looookin goooood. Next stop Cosmo centerfold!!!!!

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  63. K says:

    Oh how I LOVE those salt water enemas…..they’re so FABulous!

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  64. jane doe says:

    “IM TOO SEXY FOR MY CLOTHES, TOO SEXY FOR MY CLOTHES ” COME ON, SING ALONG NOW…

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  65. Pixi says:

    I was hoping for a merman but instead a sea donkey washed up on shore.

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  66. Deptydog says:

    Wow! Burt Reynolds has really changed from his Cosmo centerfold days!

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  67. Tinala says:

    Peanut smuggler

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  68. gabrielle says:

    The next cover of Sports Illustrated…yum.

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  69. Todd says:

    Ahhhhhhhh the pause that refreshes…..

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  70. BECKELIA says:

    SAND IN MY CRACK! NOTHING FEELS ANY BETER!!!!!!!!!

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  71. Robert says:

    Such a relief now that I pee’d myself.

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  72. aquadragon says:

    simple, sand in places the sun doesn’t shine :P

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  73. Robin Hughes says:

    Oooh I love me a salt water enema!

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  74. awe now i’m gonna have a watch tan line

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  75. Dave says:

    Quick get some towels we can save him

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  76. Haleey says:

    beach whale …

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  77. vitriol says:

    Ahhtlantic enema

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  78. Danielle says:

    Turtle head, turtle head, turtle head… SQUEEZE!

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  79. jerry says:

    all at once when the next wave comes , we role it back into the surf

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  80. patricia says:

    this is for my sister kris and this is her man she dreams about.

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  81. jay says:

    Babe of the Day!

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  82. leah says:

    Oh my god!!! is that my dad?!!!

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  83. soap says:

    hey little boy, you look hot come lie by your uncle dave

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  84. kc says:

    cleaing up the legs but creating one fabulous watch strap tan

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  85. CBN says:

    “HAPPY AS A DEAD PIG IN THE SUNSHINE”

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  86. Daffygrl says:

    Ah, Rush, I thought you were off the Oxy.

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  87. Yes, I know I need to open my mouth wider if I’m gonna get me any fresh man meat. yummmmmy

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  88. michiel says:

    This proves whales can be happy being beached

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  89. Lynne says:

    Ahh, who knew wet sand could feel so good between your butt cheeks!

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  90. I didn’t know Truman Capote was a pinup before he became a famous writer.

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  91. Mike says:

    Farts smell so bad the water is running from him.

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  92. Phillip says:

    Where the sun don’t shine!

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  93. Jenn says:

    gunnna soak up the sun

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  94. Angie says:

    YES….. FREE AT LAST!!!!!!

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  95. Victoria says:

    i cant figure out if he is mexican, caucasian or confused!

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  96. ferdie says:

    i just farted!!!!

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  97. rhonda says:

    he looks like a beach angel

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