I’m watching Batman right now and I have no idea why Bruce Wayne would fuck Maggie Gyllenhall. It makes no fucking sense at all. She looks like a boy who grew a clitoris. Anyways I’m half hard from this photo. Girls like this belong in porn. Don’t you wish you could fuck everyone just once? When I go onto the beach all I can think about is fucking and muff diving. These sick thoughts also run through my mind when I’m at the gym. Specifically Sports Club/LA in Boston. So much plastic surgery in that place. It makes me feel like I’m in a fucking nip tuck episode. I’m down with plastic surgery though. Call me crazy but I like huge tits and flat stomachs. Have I ever tit fucked anyone? No. However I like to think that I would thoroughly enjoy it. I don’t understand why they chase Batman at the end of The Dark Knight. It’s fucking retard. Well anyways I’m going to go jerk off on some Free Porn Tubes. FYI Fast Jizz is that new hotshit to jerk your cock off too.